Why Give a Toss About the Equinox?

So the Spring 2012 Equinox is on March 20th at 5:14am precisely marking the official ‘first day of spring’, but why should you drag yourself out of the house to scare the hell out of a bunch of strangers with the sight of you that early in the morning?

Well according to the rock band Death Cab for Cutie in their song Meet Me On The Equinox, it’s when the sun is perched at its highest peak in the middle of the day and apparently a good time to let their bodies intertwine with the lady in their lives. Saucy.

Here are some more reasons to check it out:

Astronomical Shizz…

The spring equinox marks a time of growth. It’s a good time to start a new project or phase in your life, because the vernal equinox gives you more strength to achieve your goals against the odds. So think of it as your second go at a new years resolution! Having sworn yourself off booze, smoking or eating too much, this is your chance to hit refresh having probably failed thus far!

Savvy Small Talk…

Small talk just got a bit more interesting, you can impress your mates with telling them about the Equinox or even knowing about it makes you look more savvy! “It’s on March 20th don’t you know”.

Great Love Story…

Make the effort to look vaguely attractive and you might actually meet the love of your life while standing at the highest point near you to catch the best view or looking on at the beach! What a fantastic story to tell you’re grand children.

Kooky, Sexy, Pagan…

Pagan culture has become a fashion accessory for most twenty something women and a welcome arrival for on-looking men intrigued by its mystery and underlying sexuality. Many Pagans celebrate the Spring Equinox, also known as Ostara or the full moon following the Spring Equinox. Being a modern sexy witch has never been more popular, so get up that hill and get your Pagan on!

Great Excuse for a Party

Get your mates over and party all night, then still buzzing take a morning stroll to the beach and watch the Equinox together. An awesome way of celebrating the first day of spring and a perfect excuse for getting wasted.

Happy and Horny

Many experience a lift in their mood and increased sexual appetite following the spring equinox – in other words, we all want a good shag! A fruitful night to arrange a third date and get dirty into the wee hours of the morning, hell you could fuck your way into the equinox! Maybe even time your climax to coincide with its arrival! Tempting.

Still not convinced? Well sod you then and enjoy your sleep in!

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